i drawed sum spaceships!

archon cant fight here this is the war room

2011-06-26T11:59:00.008+01:00

This sig depicts corelin, CEO of the Fancy Hats Corporation, whoopin and hollerin as his archon plummets into battal vs the communist menace

zealot drake and hurricane - perspectives on assymetrical conflict

2011-05-22T13:30:00.014+01:00

mr joe space approached me to do killboard banners for Pod Liberation Authority and Targeted Aggression which i understand is like a sister corporation to podla where they put slackers, goof-offs and flaky hipsters

i learnt hacs and bought a zealot to get reference for this banner. true fact.

for this banner i chose to depict a hurricane jammed by ecm drones and being exploded by a bunch of bads but DO NOT PITY HIM he placed himself into this situation by failing to TRULY BELEIVE IN HIMSELF

flabber? why i never touched 'er!

2011-05-20T19:29:00.006+01:00

i did this flabber sig for don pellegrino who is well known for being the CHIEF DISCO-PRINCE ELECTRO-SHAMAN of the solo peeveepee world

his skin is not cyan in RL - i was doing a thing called Artisistic Lisence

rifter again how surprising almost like its sassys favorite ship or something

2011-03-12T00:20:00.008Z

o/ hello i am not dead, sorry to anyone evemailing me or hoping for commissions but my BUSY SKEDULE is currantly full of non-spaceship related bizness and i'm only logging to change skillz i am nearly finished learning rifters.

this is a bannar what i have done for wensley, a brutor hippy who writes a blog about tea

Wensley's Blog
and his excellent guide to soloing in rifters

vindicator all up in ur face

2010-11-27T18:54:00.000Z

i dun this vindicator for a bloke called elipson. i especially enjoyed doing the green bits.

hurricane kingwood sighted moving west-northwest in the J114041 region

2010-10-08T00:29:00.006+01:00

mister kingwood is a ruthless battal warlord who lives down my way, and he asked for a VERY SPECIFIC PICTURE COMMISHUN: a signature featuring a HURRICANE and FIRE and EXPLOSIANS based on this spaceship battal

This is my interpretation of said event, also featuring a SUBTAL HOMMAGE to whaam! by roy lictenhtenenstine

Myrmidon Assault - ZX Spectrum edition

2010-10-05T01:48:00.005+01:00

For this sig for Arimathea Anthalas i hav used a screenshot from the 8-bit classic Myrmidon Assault

rifter fun at planet one last one in structure is a sissy

2010-10-02T18:39:00.007+01:00

i dun this banner for Miura Bull who is a VALIANT RIFTER HONOUR SOLDIER 07 07 07

machariel of lo-o-o-ove

2010-09-02T21:09:00.005+01:00

i did this arty mach gang sig for intigo. you cannot see what they are shooting at, but i can reveal that they are in fact instapopping an astarte thats within docking range.

i have been informed by RELIABLE SOURCES that intigo is VERY SEXY so i have tried to allude to that in this work.
it should also be noted that intigo is currently ranked 31 on the battalclinic which means he is OBJECTIVLY the THIRTY FIRST MOST GOOD INTERNET SPACESHIP PILOT OF ALL TIME which is p impressive

you are not a spaceship you are small children what is this?

2010-08-09T23:15:00.008+01:00

i did these pics for the legit trading channel eve thread
its a good place to buy/sell fancy goods to serious ppl, and i am not just saying that cos they paid me space money

the girl is all like "WTB BARRAG S BPO" and the boy is all like "8B" then later she uncloaks in a falcon and jams him

this is an enterprising khanid lad who has decided that because life has handed him zero lemons he cannot make lemonade so he must instead sell cheap nidhoggurs

and this is graceful young gallente lady who is totally not a poor copy of lucy from peanuts

prophecy battal bird

2010-08-06T22:07:00.000+01:00

aw i wanna give him a hug and a damage bonus

rifter status report: 12% structure. still the best ship.

2010-07-28T01:20:00.005+01:00

i felt like doing a rifter again because they're blatantly the best spaceship ever. i used it in this sig for snippse who has caused the death of my last two wolfs in assault frigate fites DAM U SNIPPSE STOP BLOWING UP MY WOLFS

drake v gurista - the endless struggle

2010-07-18T23:01:00.006+01:00

this signature depicts the frantic intensity of battal between a heavy missile drake and a large group of gurista pirates

melleia is a legit businessperson who runs this third party service

melleia seems legit and honest but if YOU need a 3rd party service to entrust gagillions of isk to then i would have to say the best choice is my own corp kenssy fried chicken kru we are discreet and utterly trustworthy

maller with the big face, i saw you at the bus stop, from a mile away, even tho it was really dark

2010-07-16T21:19:00.003+01:00

MALLA

tempest is a stealthy boat

2010-07-12T23:51:00.006+01:00

i did this picture of a stealthy tempest for hulkageddon iii who is a p cool event thing organised by HELICITY BOSUN which is all about suicide ganking mining boats

i do not take part cos i am really scared of hisec
srsly all the gates are camped but if you shoot anyone you DIE and even if you dont shoot people the po-leese still harass you for crimes you never even dun :(

bellicose is a formidabl boat

2010-07-10T01:18:00.000+01:00

i did this ACTION PACKED bellacose for Agile Nakajima of the Moustache Twirling Space Cads

tengu in a tophat

2010-07-07T01:17:00.000+01:00

i dun this tasteful B&W banner for Tiberu Stundrif's blog Scrap Metal and Faction Ammo

VENGEANCE is a dish best servd with RF Fusion

2010-07-07T00:33:00.001+01:00

i did this vegnance sig for HELICITY BOSUN who is a pirat that does naughty stuff like gettin in fights with nuns

i was worried the sparkles might be a bit too extreme for HELICITY BOSUN, but wat i did not account for was that HELICITY BOSUN is a mavarick terrarist who lives life on the edge so in fact the sparkles were not extreme enough so i had to do another version that was FULL ON X-TREME TO THE MAX

Also, HELICITY BOSUN made this sig for me \0/

it is a small lazor 1600mm plated DEFF OMEN(tm) with SKULLS AND BLOOD AND SKULLS

bhaalgorn has red on it, can u recommend a good dry cleaner?

2010-07-05T01:00:00.000+01:00

i dun this banner for Kane Rizzel
he is INFAMUS in circles of people who blow up spaceships, because he's well good at blowing up spaceships
Here's his blog: A Pirate's Perspective which is well good, especially the bits where he blows up spaceships

PROBE has been ENTRANCED by a SHINY

2010-07-04T17:38:00.000+01:00

I did this probe for Schmetterflug's blog - Schmetterflug allein im All
It took a lot of goes before he was happy with it because im rubbish at spelling german

I love pretty much everything about probes apart from their name. The name is totally wack. A silly mission runner wont think twice about ignoring innocent sounding herons and magnates and imicuseses, but when he sees a probe on scan he is like I KNOW WAT THAT DOES IM OUTTA HERE

>:(

wolf shirt best shirt

2010-07-01T01:21:00.000+01:00

i did this srs business wolf for lady shaniqua's blog banner
you can see the finished banner on lady shaniqua's blog which is HERE

if you like wolfs and shirts then you can buy a shirt that has an actual wolf on it from HERE u will be like the coolest kid on the block srsly

worm - the only spaceship named after an invertebrate

2010-06-29T01:22:00.000+01:00

i did this worm for for nassh kadavr, he is a lovely bloke but his name is very hard to spell

PLEASE NOTE if your worm doesnt have green sunglasses then it is DEFECTIVE and u should contact the guristas customer complaint dept for a refund

megathron confuse

2010-06-28T02:28:00.000+01:00

not sure what is happen

dramiels why did it have to be dramiels :(

2010-06-28T02:03:00.000+01:00

i made this TOTALY PR0 sig for my homeboy matsumoto yoshizu

sleipnir is a difficult werd to spell

2010-06-25T20:55:00.000+01:00

i did this sig for annie anomie, u can tell because it says ANNIE ANOMIE on it in big writing and everything

i also did this teeny tiny version that complies with the lame eve-o forum rules

CURSE U

2010-06-25T20:45:00.000+01:00

i did this curse sig for THE DIABOLICAL LORD DEVILHANZO
he is a p cool dude

CRUOR IS JUST HAPPY 2 C U WILL U PLAY WITH HIM???

2010-06-25T20:37:00.000+01:00

I love cruors i think they are ace, so i drew one for my signature for me to use on intarnet spaceship forams

enyo - if ur speakers weak then pls turn it off

2010-06-25T20:05:00.000+01:00

i did an enyo for this Lady Shaniqua signature

blaster enyos are terribawful solo boats because everything in the universe can stay out of range of them. but i still think they are still totally ace spaceships cos they go boom.
plus they're the only af with a tracking bonus so thats p sweet

tristan is a sad fatman

2010-06-25T19:53:00.000+01:00

aww look at his littal face :(

rifter = best ship

2010-06-25T19:23:00.000+01:00

everyone loves rifters because they are the best spaceship
i drew one and used it on a killboard banner i did for my corp (altho we're not actually a corp, we're a kru)

INTRODUCTIANS

2010-06-25T19:07:00.000+01:00

o/ hallo my name is sassy b and i like to blow up spaceships and draw pictures of spaceships and sometimes i draw pictures of spaceships blowing up other spaceships. i will be posting some of the pictures i draw of spaceships on this blog thing. if u think they are totaly sweet then pls leave comments, and also if you're a spacerich philanthropist pls feel free to send me gifts of space money. ok thats enough writing i am not ernast hemangway or sum shit like that