you are not a spaceship you are small children what is this?

i did these pics for the legit trading channel eve thread
its a good place to buy/sell fancy goods to serious ppl, and i am not just saying that cos they paid me space money

the girl is all like "WTB BARRAG S BPO" and the boy is all like "8B" then later she uncloaks in a falcon and jams him


this is an enterprising khanid lad who has decided that because life has handed him zero lemons he cannot make lemonade so he must instead sell cheap nidhoggurs


and this is graceful young gallente lady who is totally not a poor copy of lucy from peanuts

prophecy battal bird

aw i wanna give him a hug and a damage bonus

rifter status report: 12% structure. still the best ship.

i felt like doing a rifter again because they're blatantly the best spaceship ever. i used it in this sig for snippse who has caused the death of my last two wolfs in assault frigate fites DAM U SNIPPSE STOP BLOWING UP MY WOLFS

drake v gurista - the endless struggle

this signature depicts the frantic intensity of battal between a heavy missile drake and a large group of gurista pirates

melleia is a legit businessperson who runs this third party service

melleia seems legit and honest but if YOU need a 3rd party service to entrust gagillions of isk to then i would have to say the best choice is my own corp kenssy fried chicken kru we are discreet and utterly trustworthy

maller with the big face, i saw you at the bus stop, from a mile away, even tho it was really dark

MALLA

tempest is a stealthy boat

i did this picture of a stealthy tempest for hulkageddon iii who is a p cool event thing organised by HELICITY BOSUN which is all about suicide ganking mining boats

i do not take part cos i am really scared of hisec
srsly all the gates are camped but if you shoot anyone you DIE and even if you dont shoot people the po-leese still harass you for crimes you never even dun :(

bellicose is a formidabl boat

i did this ACTION PACKED bellacose for Agile Nakajima of the Moustache Twirling Space Cads