Saturday, 27 November 2010

vindicator all up in ur face

i dun this vindicator for a bloke called elipson. i especially enjoyed doing the green bits.

Friday, 8 October 2010

hurricane kingwood sighted moving west-northwest in the J114041 region

mister kingwood is a ruthless battal warlord who lives down my way, and he asked for a VERY SPECIFIC PICTURE COMMISHUN: a signature featuring a HURRICANE and FIRE and EXPLOSIANS based on this spaceship battal

This is my interpretation of said event, also featuring a SUBTAL HOMMAGE to whaam! by roy lictenhtenenstine

Tuesday, 5 October 2010

Myrmidon Assault - ZX Spectrum edition

For this sig for Arimathea Anthalas i hav used a screenshot from the 8-bit classic Myrmidon Assault

Thursday, 2 September 2010

machariel of lo-o-o-ove

i did this arty mach gang sig for intigo. you cannot see what they are shooting at, but i can reveal that they are in fact instapopping an astarte thats within docking range.

i have been informed by RELIABLE SOURCES that intigo is VERY SEXY so i have tried to allude to that in this work.
it should also be noted that intigo is currently ranked 31 on the battalclinic which means he is OBJECTIVLY the THIRTY FIRST MOST GOOD INTERNET SPACESHIP PILOT OF ALL TIME which is p impressive

Monday, 9 August 2010

you are not a spaceship you are small children what is this?

i did these pics for the legit trading channel eve thread
its a good place to buy/sell fancy goods to serious ppl, and i am not just saying that cos they paid me space money

the girl is all like "WTB BARRAG S BPO" and the boy is all like "8B" then later she uncloaks in a falcon and jams him

this is an enterprising khanid lad who has decided that because life has handed him zero lemons he cannot make lemonade so he must instead sell cheap nidhoggurs

and this is graceful young gallente lady who is totally not a poor copy of lucy from peanuts

Friday, 6 August 2010

Wednesday, 28 July 2010

rifter status report: 12% structure. still the best ship.

i felt like doing a rifter again because they're blatantly the best spaceship ever. i used it in this sig for snippse who has caused the death of my last two wolfs in assault frigate fites DAM U SNIPPSE STOP BLOWING UP MY WOLFS

Sunday, 18 July 2010

drake v gurista - the endless struggle

this signature depicts the frantic intensity of battal between a heavy missile drake and a large group of gurista pirates

melleia is a legit businessperson who runs this third party service
melleia seems legit and honest but if YOU need a 3rd party service to entrust gagillions of isk to then i would have to say the best choice is my own corp kenssy fried chicken kru we are discreet and utterly trustworthy

Monday, 12 July 2010

tempest is a stealthy boat

i did this picture of a stealthy tempest for hulkageddon iii who is a p cool event thing organised by HELICITY BOSUN which is all about suicide ganking mining boats

i do not take part cos i am really scared of hisec
srsly all the gates are camped but if you shoot anyone you DIE and even if you dont shoot people the po-leese still harass you for crimes you never even dun :(

Saturday, 10 July 2010

bellicose is a formidabl boat

i did this ACTION PACKED bellacose for Agile Nakajima of the Moustache Twirling Space Cads

Wednesday, 7 July 2010

tengu in a tophat

i dun this tasteful B&W banner for Tiberu Stundrif's blog Scrap Metal and Faction Ammo

VENGEANCE is a dish best servd with RF Fusion

i did this vegnance sig for HELICITY BOSUN who is a pirat that does naughty stuff like gettin in fights with nuns

i was worried the sparkles might be a bit too extreme for HELICITY BOSUN, but wat i did not account for was that HELICITY BOSUN is a mavarick terrarist who lives life on the edge so in fact the sparkles were not extreme enough so i had to do another version that was FULL ON X-TREME TO THE MAX

Also, HELICITY BOSUN made this sig for me \0/

it is a small lazor 1600mm plated DEFF OMEN(tm) with SKULLS AND BLOOD AND SKULLS

Monday, 5 July 2010

bhaalgorn has red on it, can u recommend a good dry cleaner?

i dun this banner for Kane Rizzel
he is INFAMUS in circles of people who blow up spaceships, because he's well good at blowing up spaceships
Here's his blog: A Pirate's Perspective which is well good, especially the bits where he blows up spaceships

Sunday, 4 July 2010


I did this probe for Schmetterflug's blog - Schmetterflug allein im All
It took a lot of goes before he was happy with it because im rubbish at spelling german

I love pretty much everything about probes apart from their name. The name is totally wack. A silly mission runner wont think twice about ignoring innocent sounding herons and magnates and imicuseses, but when he sees a probe on scan he is like I KNOW WAT THAT DOES IM OUTTA HERE


Thursday, 1 July 2010

wolf shirt best shirt

i did this srs business wolf for lady shaniqua's blog banner
you can see the finished banner on lady shaniqua's blog which is HERE

if you like wolfs and shirts then you can buy a shirt that has an actual wolf on it from HERE u will be like the coolest kid on the block srsly

Tuesday, 29 June 2010

worm - the only spaceship named after an invertebrate

i did this worm for for nassh kadavr, he is a lovely bloke but his name is very hard to spell

PLEASE NOTE if your worm doesnt have green sunglasses then it is DEFECTIVE and u should contact the guristas customer complaint dept for a refund

Friday, 25 June 2010

sleipnir is a difficult werd to spell

i did this sig for annie anomie, u can tell because it says ANNIE ANOMIE on it in big writing and everything

i also did this teeny tiny version that complies with the lame eve-o forum rules


i did this curse sig for THE DIABOLICAL LORD DEVILHANZO
he is a p cool dude


I love cruors i think they are ace, so i drew one for my signature for me to use on intarnet spaceship forams

enyo - if ur speakers weak then pls turn it off

i did an enyo for this Lady Shaniqua signature

blaster enyos are terribawful solo boats because everything in the universe can stay out of range of them. but i still think they are still totally ace spaceships cos they go boom.
plus they're the only af with a tracking bonus so thats p sweet

tristan is a sad fatman

aww look at his littal face :(

rifter = best ship

everyone loves rifters because they are the best spaceship
i drew one and used it on a killboard banner i did for my corp (altho we're not actually a corp, we're a kru)


o/ hallo my name is sassy b and i like to blow up spaceships and draw pictures of spaceships and sometimes i draw pictures of spaceships blowing up other spaceships. i will be posting some of the pictures i draw of spaceships on this blog thing. if u think they are totaly sweet then pls leave comments, and also if you're a spacerich philanthropist pls feel free to send me gifts of space money. ok thats enough writing i am not ernast hemangway or sum shit like that